Scarlett Johansson’s cover for Harper Bazaar Australia’s September 2013 issue by Karl Lagerfeld.

Scarlett Johansson’s cover for Harper Bazaar Australia’s September 2013 issue by Karl Lagerfeld.

"I love deadlines,” he said once. “I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by."
Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via bookmania)
Anonymous asked: "whats the craziest thing youve ever done?"

lucashemmingsdimples:

punkcr:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

mazerunnermovie:

Would you follow the rules, or risk your life? Watch this new clip from The Maze Runner!

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

peoplemagazine:

he’s so proud

troyesivan: